I spend a lot of time perusing Kickstarter, so I find some more….unique stuff among the stuff I actually want to buy.

For instance, the Condom Cooler. At first I thought it was funny because who wants a cold condom? To say nothing of the fact that it would make it less reliable. But no. The name just refers to it being a “cooler” way to carry around your condoms. Which….well, judge for yourself.

Yeah….

I don’t know where you could put an ass to slap whenever you want though. But if you need a butt light that turns on when slapped, pinched or squeezed (or maybe turns you on?), this is the product for you. It also jiggles. However, if I walked into a bar or office and someone was busy groping a butt on the wall, I think I might turn around and go the other way.

I’m growing my hair out for the first time in 8 years, and I haven’t had any problems that would induce me to wear this in the shower.

And what about your poor butt? I deserves to get clean. I think the thing that stood out to me the most with The Shower Apron was the creepy headless mannequin that has no head, but still has lovely long hair.